YOU COULD CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A FUCKING KNIFE
OR YOUR DICKS
YEAH, USE THE SECOND ONE
BONER FIGHT IT OUT BOYS
YES GOOD
spidey just stop
Kay, seriously?? Did you even read the comics? Spidey helped the Avengers like two or three times. He never wanted to join.. god, get your facts right
um, excuse you, i think we’re all aware of that. you’re just taking something we like to poke fun at waaay too seriously. hush child, life get’s better.
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Steve: Big man, in a suit of armour… take that away, what are you?
Tony: Uh… genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist…
Reblog if Tony/Loki is a ship you’d sail (out of a building window)
Because it’s time we had a goddamn roll call.
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Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
